Union

by Kristin Witko

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Most of songs for this EP were written in the summer of 2013, when my life was transitioning quite a bit. I forgot all about them for a few years. Then some hankering for weird feats of self-development visited me, as it occasionally does, and I thought, "Let's finish these suckers up." And with a lil help from my friends, I did.

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released February 17, 2017

All songs written by Kristin Witko
Produced by Kristin Witko and Simon Bridgefoot
Mixed and Engineered by Simon Bridgefoot
Mastered by Simon Bridgefoot (with help) at Racoon Moon Studio
Album art by Renée Campbell

RM001
Racoon Moon Records, 2017

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Kristin Witko Abbotsford, British Columbia

Kristin Witko is an inspirational lifecoach in the vein of Oprah Winfrey, Deepak Chopra, and Steven Morrissey.

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Track Name: Fallout
If you think you’d like to know me,
why don’t you ask me to dance?
Cuz you really gotta show me
why you are one of the best.
And if you’d really like to know me,
why don’t you send me a battle plan I’d execute?

I’ve seen the worm turn
I’ve seen the thing crawl out.
It seems she’s in love
but I’ve seen the girl fall out, fall out.

Everybody’s got their story;
yours is a classic romance.
It’s a tale of guts and glory,
and you’re the one in the pants.
But since you’d really like to bore me,
why don’t you put down the letter bomb and tell the truth?

If you think you’d like to know me,
why don’t you ask me to dance?
Cuz I think I’d like to show you
why I’m the one in the pants.
And if you’d really like to know me,
why don’t you send me a battle plan, I’ll call the troops, the troops, the troops!

I’ve seen the worm turn
I’ve seen the thing crawl out.
It seems she’s in love
but I’ve seen the girl fall out, fall out.

I’ve seen the world turn
I’ve seen the pearl roll out.
I’ve seen the earth burn
I’ve seen the true fallout, fallout.
Track Name: Mathematician
Curtain time!
The director gave me half a line
and that’s alright
cuz you said you’d be there opening night.

Well, I don’t understand what happened,
I just know they didn’t have your name.
Just say you are a friend of mine!!

Oh yeah—you’re a friend of mine!!

Closing time!
And they’re saying it’s the end of times.
Well, I don’t mind,
cuz you make a damn fine Antichrist.

Well, I don’t understand what happened,
I just know I didn’t catch your name.
Just say you are a friend of mine!!

Oh yeah—you’re a friend of mine!!

Well, I don’t understand what happened,
I just know you wouldn’t take the blame.
So stop saying you’re a friend of mine!!!

Oh yeah—you were a friend of mine!!
Track Name: Hausfrau
I cooked the meals for another man
I paid the bills for another man
I sucked the will of another man
just for the thrill of another man
I wipe the spills off the covers
I throw his pills in the garbage can!

Hausfrau

I couldn’t steal before I met you, man
I couldn’t kill before I met you, man
You took the wheel of the minivan
just so I’d feel you were in command
I took the deal with the devil:
sent your body to the Fatherland!

Hausfrau
Track Name: Blue Light
Blue,
the soft light under my figure
and I think it’s gonna rain forever
but he’s used to getting some kinda treasure
til I’m better off under the weather.

Who can shine on ya?

Isn’t it clever?
From the sea right back to the river!
It’s a pity that some have to suffer
but I guess it’s just one or the other…

Who can shine on ya?

“Bitch, please!” was his answer.
He was a rapper, now slash that with actor.
Best get your facts straight from the dancers
because his fiction’s not even a factor anymore.

Who can shine on ya?

It’s a pity that some have to suffer

Never say never!
She’s a spinster but wait for the winter.
It’s convenient that nobody sent her
to the place where I could have met her,
laid her down.

Who can shine on ya?
You can sign it for me
Track Name: Pegasus
Sisters are coming with the genuine touch
Sisters are coming with the genuine touch
Lift you up like Pegasus does
Oh, oh, oh—and they don’t like it!
Da, da, da—and they don’t like it!

Got your orders from the Borg:
“Assimilate or die, bitch!”
They decide who makes the brides
for the eminent gentlemen.
And baby don’t get breeding rights
without devices from the Biotech Regimen,
and any little beast who competes incomplete
is relieved of her obsoleted ova.

Cuz…
Sisters are coming with the genuine touch
Sisters are coming with the genuine touch
Lift you up like Pegasus does
Oh, oh, oh—and they don’t like it!
Da, da, da—and they don’t like it!

Who’s the host who loves you most?
You’re crawling into hiding.
Kick inside to stay alive within
the Feminine Genuine.
When Britney said she wasn’t yet a woman,
I know what that underfed angel meant!
And Lindsay once again trading in
her Beauty Myth for a Death Wish.

Rise above, rise above, rise above, etc.

Sisters are coming with the genuine touch
Sisters are coming with the genuine touch
Lift you up like Pegasus does
Oh, oh, oh—and they don’t like it!
Da, da, da—and they don’t like it!
Track Name: Good Advice
Half my life
I’ve been a fool, I guess.
I’m spending half of my time
forsaking good advice.

Forsaking good advice
Don’t ever, ever think twice
Forsake their good advice

Half my life
I’ve been a fool, I guess.
I’m spending half of my time
forsaking good advice.

Forsaking good advice
Don’t ever, ever think twice
Forsake their good advice